Aunty please go away

One of these obese middle aged women in my neighbourhood is got da hots for me. I think she's seen chix visit my lil crib and figured that if they can get some with me, she can too. Bit feaky cos I try to be a bit thiscrit when I get women over since if mi landlord get to know he'll create a big fuss n shit.
Funny, innit, nobody says anythin when guys come over, but if a chick visits u, they assume (rightly) that your bangin her. So, if only guys visit, does that mean your bangin at least one of 'em? Do Sri Lankan support homosexuality rather than straight sex- would seem that way how they try to prevent guys n gals from goin at it

Anyway, that aunty has been smiling with me a bit too much lately! Thing is, the day this started seem to coincide with one evenin when I was poundin this chick with the curtain open..
How did she see me from so far? Anyway aunty, I'm not interested (unless I'm really horny n don't get a response to my booty call from mi FBs) I know its unlikely u know what a combuter is nway so won't be readin this n I might have to tell u dis myself sometime soon

Bring me a ham sandwich