The present is ridiculous

I belong in the future. No doubt about it.
Here, now, things are nothing short of nonsensical! For example, da peeps still have to carry around credit cards, insurance cards, membership cards & even identity cards for cryin out loud! These all seem so yesterday to me.
Why can't we have a single 'onbody identity verifier' for all these things? Twentyfive years from now, where I really belong, the common inconveniences of today will be non reality.
To roughly estimate the difference 25 years can make, just speak to ur grandparents or whoever was around 25 years ago n they'll say some amazin stuff- Like they didn't even have e-mail back then! They did some shit like telegrammes :)
if space you space were space livin space then space your space a space loser stop
Dang datwas annoyin innit?

Its difficult to imagine peeps even had sex that long ago cos from the pics I see of the 80s they had terrible hair n most women didn't trim their muffs. Disgustin!