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Cute little kittens

2011-11-03T23:05:00.002+05:30

I saw these amazingly cute kittens the other day. They were from a pussy belonging to a friend of mine. We took lots of photos of them and I really wanted to adopt one, but didn't. I wanted to post these pictures but for whatever reason some of the best ones had got deleted.
This made me very sad. I know that the kittens will still be there but how do I know they would be able to recreate the expressions and things that they made on that first day we took photos? Kittens also grow up very fast so if I didn't visit my friend soon, then they might grow up. Or my friend's mother might give some of them away or something.

True Sri Lankan young lady

2011-10-24T17:27:00.003+05:30

Need I say more when words are not 'nuff to explain da performance from dis bright young thing representin our beloved motherland :)
I'm surprised Youtube didn't ban dis vid for being too hot or whateva

You are a gift to dis cuntry mi deer. U bring out da animal essence dat we Sri Lankans are all about.
Jayaweva!
U will make some lucky bugger(s) very happy.

I so much happy

2011-09-25T16:27:00.002+05:30

We are all free :)
Butt not if u is a prossy, in dat case da punters pay for ya ass (or whateva) aight

Don't prostitute urselves peeps; dats da lesson to be learnt innit
Be free, I say so If u don't have da will power inside u, or even mi dick for dat matter

How to wash ur hands

2011-07-07T00:05:00.001+05:30

Everyone knows dat in Sri Lanka we wash our shit off with da left hand. That's why we eat with our right hand innit (Actually fingers of the hand fool). Its cos eventhough hopefully most of us wash our hands properly with soap after takin a dump, we still consider it safer to eat with another hand than the one we used to clean our poo off our ass with.

Ok fine. So u washed ur hands after da toliet. U think u is clean?
Maybe ur too much of a loser never to try drugs, but dat don't mean ur clean- Read on mi child

Now think, how did u open the tap without using ur hands? U didn't. Right after doing da nasty u touched the tap to open it! So now, the unhygiene is on the tap, right? So wuts the point of washing ur hands cos after u do, when u close the tap, u get da unhygiene that u urself put on it while opening the tap, back on

Geddit? Shit!

Wut more

2011-06-03T20:28:00.002+05:30

U cum here day after day or wheneva hopin for whateva aight.
Feel free to
butt are u really free or not
Do u even kno it or me
I have given n given
Nice n hard while sum have taken n taken while others not even understood
This
if u want take it- it matter wut we want after all

Most beautiful girl

2011-05-18T18:20:00.006+05:30

Look at this girl bro.
This girl is soooo fine aight. Cute smile, intelligent eyes smiling at ya. She has such a a charming attractive quality to 'er. Not many women cum with these qualities.
Pure quality. A girl of any man's dreamz. Hell, if a guy in Colombo gets to have a girl like dis as his partner, he would be da jealous object of everyone, girls included :)

Not 'nuff to convince yah? Then take another look at this pic..
Your eyes just connect with her and the sincereity of her laugh just touches mi soul.
This is the kind of chick guys can easily fall in love with n dedicate their lives to. Some chaps would write love songs n poems about her and many more would take up drinking and go mental when she refuses their loving advances.
She iz a dream girl.

Just look at her smile. Makes any man melt.
Now look at your dream girl fuck like the filthy slut she really is here.
Hahaha losers- She doesn't care that your heart yearns for her. She just wants to fuck for money.

Women, discover Brazilian waxing

2010-09-01T17:14:00.001+05:30

Nuffinks as bad as a stinkah n I aint all about flatulence aight. I is talkin about em chix with jungle fever happening between their pussy stands.
Keep dat shit clean bitches. Not many guys want to go down a flea invested pit. Butt if u keep dat well maintained n all we all gonna make a bee line for dat :)
Trust me, tis worth it to have a hygienic coochy

Not dat I have ever had to experience somethin really nasty. I'm just givin dis advice so mi fellow brothas don't have to go through such a scenario. N even if I did, it doesn't necessarily mean dat I went down on dat. What's ur problem?
Obviously I bang high quality hotties n they're all flawless n all

Conneccion

2010-08-28T10:55:00.003+05:30

We is all tuned into da great beat whether we like it or not. Actually whoever doesn't like it probably can tune out of it if it really wanted to. There's no denyin da existence of dis huge composite with electromagnetic forces playin a part as well, keepin us all connected.
Dats how the majority creats the reality in usual cases, unless dat person is powerful in the vibe it emits dat it can 'single-handedly' change the atmosphere to suit their needs n wants. Powerful personality n all dat shizz

Why do u think da world is where it is where tis now. Cos da 'truth' is that tis exactly da way we is creatin dis! We ware doin it - whether consciously or unconsciously, I haven't thought about dat yet. Better start shifin to thinkin less n feelin more of da experience. dats where chix have an advantage over guyz

Why not to smoke hashish

2010-08-15T11:53:00.006+05:30

Wisdom cums from different sauces.
A true open mind can filter shite dat covers da gems n even if a fool is da source of insight, they still can absorb da real shit. Do u need to kno' who so n so is before u are open to what dat person says? If so, who do u feel is missin out

U may or may not kno dis dude called Mooji. U can find out if u aint a lazy ass. Check out dis video from youtube n be blessed

There are many religious channels on the idiot box nowadays. Try smokin' some Mary Jane before watchin just to see whether u can stomach some other religions too.

Won fo' da Nice guys

2010-08-10T18:30:00.005+05:30

Tis obvious I issa nice guy aight

Butt u kno' all dis shizz about nice guys finishin last n all n bein losers is gettin to moi.
Dats when I decided to take a stand for us nice guys. We are like brothas or whateva

When I bang hot chix silly n mistreat them just da way they like, I is doin it for u mi brothas.
Oh, and I aint gonna treat u like a sistah sweety :)

Shortage of good weed

2010-08-08T17:23:00.003+05:30

Fuck u.
I'm sick of smoking these bloody leaves. Gimme a nice toke n I'll be aight.
Tis sickening how the police here have cracked down on marijuana. Been really dificult to get mi hands on some quality shit. Sure, maybe there are leaves n spiked green available, but for those of us who are drugs snobs, what is we to do?
Is drug snobbery different from bein egostical? Who's asking? U think I'm gonna spend any time contemplatin philosophical arguments without even bein high

Cum if u want to, but tis more fun with cannabis

Dialog with Igonramus'

2010-06-27T11:03:00.003+05:30

The fine peeps of Elie House Road have taken up social activism n they deserve a big hand for dat :) What they use da big hand for is up to them! If they feel they are wankers, then all of us kno what they will use it for, but only they know dat innit?
N of course da neighbours, who are mostly around with keen eyez to check out any public bangin also ever wtachful, waiting patiently

Check out their post here
{Warning: Dis link contains graphic language and levels of intelligence dat maybe shocking to some: You have been warned!}

Whateva sed n done (or was dat 'whoever sed n done?) da truth remains dat tis what u make of it. If you wanna create hell on earth here, we can. Make a choice not to.
Da best form of social activism is for us to judge. We think we kno what is best

'Nuff to make a grown man cry

2010-06-25T18:36:00.003+05:30

Italy blew it n off they go aight. Some men don't even cry at their loved one's funerals or tragedies n whatnot cos tis jus' unmanly innit? Then how cum sum buggers were cryin' after Italy lost? Cos somehow, society says tis acceptable to cry at a situation like dat! Cos dat showz how much da game meant to dat guy n how passionate he waz about it n all. Tis noble. So bawl, baby bawl
There are of course other instances where urs truly will definitely agree brings tears to a grown man's eyes. Heck, those situations are nuff to make a squirrel want to munch peanut butter off sheila's ample bossom.
Da pic of sum lovely ladies above may not be 'nuff to make a grown man cry. This will be but

Where do u go mi lovely?

2010-06-20T22:15:00.003+05:30

Lotta peeps have sed whatnot about da police crackin da whip on fondlin couples. These are the reasons why we are so repressed here in Sri Lanka.
All this secrecy n shit leads to deep seated chained horniness. Some peeps try to block out their sexual side n become asexual. Anything related to sex is rude or unnatural n da person who has sexuality is 'naturally' considered a pervert.
Conversely, on discovery, some animals go at in public n all in their birthday suits n the other animals don't even bat an eyelid. Still, I have not seen any animals have a threesome on discovery. Butt wait, I did see them show snakes have an orgy!
Why is sex so taboo here in Ceylon? Cos of our victorian heritage n all. We are da kinda peeps who can respect anything foreign aight. Dats why we is so hospitable innit

U should smoke some of dis shit :)

Don't be jealous of me

2010-06-07T19:57:00.002+05:30

Tis jus natural if yawl are jealous of me, specially if u is a handsome bloke aight. U might think u is so good looking or whateva butt how cum I bang all da hot chix dat ask u to take them on dates n shit butt not shoot ur load in her mouth.
Or if ur really rich n all butt u don't get recognized at kewl clubs or whateva butt urs truly gets begged to show up n gets good stuff complimentary n worshiped

Remember this fool. We is all made up of lil parts of soul(s). What u call 'urself' (n I don't mean dat pathetic excuse for a vehicle dat u call ur body) is actually many lil parts. In da infinite universe, at some point, a certain part of 'u' experienced nearly da same thing as I or better! 'Struth aight; if u believe it.
In some life form, u would have been even better than me :) U don't need to be jealous about me in this life or any other life when u were a lower life form than me
cos
in another instance I would have been shit when compared to u.
Butt not in this life. So what?

Try feelin dat way, u might start thinkin better about urself

Da romantic

2010-05-27T16:13:00.001+05:30

Spread ur ass cheeks bitch
I like to watch
Mi dick go in ur sloppy cunt while ur bent over
Cute lil hands with knuckles all white n shit
cos ur spreadin ur soft butt for me
Hi, Chocolate st*rfish
Winks at me
I'll put a finger in u too don't u worry
Give da lovin' of my life

Note from poet: Since artistic peeps are better in bed, if u is a hot chick tis obvious what u know about urs truly :)

not physically On Deepak Chopra

2010-05-19T18:44:00.000+05:30

Who am I to judge whether Deepak Chopra is shit or not?
Butt IMHO, in dis video courtesy youtube, he got owned by Richard Dawkins :)

Sure, there's some major shit about quantum mechanics' Uncertainty principle having all sorts of philosophical implications. Not dat I really understood much from dat given link from Wikipedia...
Nevertheless, I understand 'nuff to know dat talkin bull while tryin to make use of any person's lack of knowledge on a subject is just plain stupid.

However, if u choose to believe whateva garbage is being fed to u as valid, good(-ish?) for u. Da ultimate truth maybe whateva u make it out to be

Long time no aunty

2010-05-08T07:10:00.002+05:30

"Tis been a while since I (last) saw u" or whateva sang some bloke in probably a power ballad.
Since my school days, not very many fit aunties have crossed my path. A few undesirable ones have, but they don't get any.
Tis a Sri Lankan thing dat a lot of young lads bang horny aunties as their first. Cos chicks their age are still shy n whatnot n don't understand dat just cos at dat time they're only giving handjobs but later they'll graduate on to full on bangin anyway.
We all kno da story of how a horny young mommy banged her son's seniors in the sports complex n got caught. She was so horny she obviously didn't care about what shit her son had to put up with cos of her being a tramp. U know da one- apparently peeps used to refer to her by the numberplate number of her car n she had quite a reputation for bangin quite a few buggers till she got caught.

Unfortunately I was still a lil nipper at the time n I only kno this story listening to drunk balding uncles (now) braggin to impress us about what they got up to in da 'good ole days'.
Of course that was before da disgusting pot belly u have now good sir. Even ur wife must be thinking about some other bloke when u fuck her. Is she hot n horny? In dat case some young stud must be servicing her well n good while u think ur being the man drinking while u think she is 'slaving' with ur kids. But since ur paying for our drinks, we'll still laugh with u n pretend ur the man

Distorted reality- Phart II

2010-05-02T15:47:00.001+05:30

Fo mo background, read mi previous post before dis won.
In da future, when da peeps start 'living in' 4D movies by experiencin them fo real n all, the illusion of what we call reality will dawn on yawl. This will be da case when ur grandkids play 'video games' as well. It won't be the shitty lil screen games u used play with ur thumbs as a kid. These are propah virtual worlds where the playah is actually livin out da game! Ridiculously similar to our existence where we keep getting 'game over' when we bite da dust n then we need to start all over again (sort of).
When da peeps actually start to see that experiences can be created, not just perceived, dat will be a epiphany to many :)

Wake up u pieces of shiz.
We are living in a virtual word created by the mind.
Is it our soul dat actually 'lives' in the real world? Look within urself. Dats where the real world is.
For those of u for who can't fathom what I'm sayin, no worries, it doesn't really really matter- u might find this out in another birth. Possibly

Distorted reality

2010-04-28T13:13:00.000+05:30

In mi last post, I gave u da lowdown on what ur grandchildren can expect to see in their lifetime, which is movies in actual 4D. Da kind of movies dat are so close to 'real' life that we won't be able to distinguish the difference sometimes. Ur grandchildren will basically have the feelin dat they're living IN the movie.
Being unable to distinguish da difference between created experience (dat is the movie that they are experiencin) and perceived reality will cause a major psychological effect aight.
Will this be the catalyst to da quantum leap in consciousness about the higher levels of existence?
That we can live in our own version of 'reality'?
In mi next post, I will communicate sum more about virtual worlds & living there. I kno ur excited n can't stop playin with urself n shit till I cum again, butt wait a bit ;)

.wtf 4D

2010-04-21T18:45:00.004+05:30

Can u understand da followin-
Four dimensions are supposed to be da three dimesions of space + time.
Except in present day 4D theatres n shit where there is the shitty 3D effects, with shitty physical aspects combined which is considered da 4th dimension. U losers! What kind of a sad excuse for four dimensions is dat? Where I truly belong, in da future, we actually experience da movie dat we're watchin :) In mi time, we're now developing a technology where the movie actually consists of a preset number of certain points in time (da true 4th dimesion) that the film-makers produce PLUS what da observer creates for customised movies. These only have da common elements that the film-makers have produced dat different peeps share. So da movie dat we watch is the same, but we create it differently in certain parts are which are unique to each observer. U get mi drift? If not, I'll blog about that in the future, which to u is mi present, but for now,
can somebody please explain to me what this is in normal-ish language?????

Pics for gadsake!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-04-15T19:17:00.003+05:30

To all da chix dat mail me hungry for mi long pipe dat launched a thousand maidens n all dat shit, tis not 'nuff if yawl jus write extended harrangues 'bout how u wanna bang me like crazed nymphos on speed n absinthe

[Talk 'bout a wild goose chase n all for dose of yule who got dat bad run- u know who u is ha ha- Jus did it on purpose to give a taste of what I go through]

Send me ur pics bitchez. So I'll kno when I pick u up at a public location n take u home n give u da best sex of mi life. Don't worry, prostitution is illegal in good ole Sri Lanka, so I'll only do u for free nyway :) Butt I need to see dat u is a fine piece of ass cutie n not just a good writer tryin to get me into ur pants if u kno what I mean.
Don't go quiet when I reply asking for pics of u. Unless u is rough looking, obviously

Entertainment to some

2010-04-11T08:22:00.001+05:30

Dis shit is just off da hook...
Ok so I don't exactly know who this dude is but I just love da way he delivers dis shit aight. Who sed spirituality or beliefs about divinity n shit need to be all serious n all? Why can't 'god' have a sense of humour. I'm sick of all da grim faced religious types; butt if they don't really get in mi way, I don't need to go outta mi way to say whateva to 'em.

To da chick at 03:02 in da clip, "Hi there suga cupz, I'll copulate with u while u water dat flower in that vase babey ;)"

Just Get Done

2010-04-08T14:52:00.003+05:30

We already know yawl are sluts.
There's really no point trying to pretend to be all decent n shit cos if u wanna have babies da natural way, then u need to get a dick in dat pussy nyway. There's no escapin dat :) so we all kno dat some bugger is gonna insert in to ur vagina

Copulation is not da kind of thing dat according to your civilised behaviour or whateva what a 'decent young lady would do'. Why would a propah lady put da thing dat another person also uses to pee through into their temple of love?
There's really no need to be shy mi dear. Just go ahead and enjoy dirty sex ladies. We don't mind

Weis daone

2010-03-27T13:02:00.003+05:30

Tis not a latin sayin. So don't get it tattooed on to urself thinkin it means "Wise doer" although u can still if u wanna. So go ahead- get ur body inked with some random shit some bugger whateva cos u felt tis kewl n all.
Butt since there is no existing meaning to weis daone, there is nothing stoppin us from making dat da meaning :) So for those of u who want to get it tatted cos it appears awesome they have justification as well. See, alls well dat end well.
Other thing is dat if u understand, somebody who understands weis daone is a wise doer.

Cos, wut I mean twas dat We-is da-one. We is da one, Weis daone.
At least I is nyway; da rest depends on how u feel.

Tiger Tigah

2010-03-24T18:39:00.003+05:30

Dat bloke snot only a millionaire 'playin' to earn a livin, but bangin hot chix like a true Tiger. Everybody just knose when u is got a surname having 'Wood' in it dat u is gonna be a horny mofo aight; We can just smell it.

What I can't understand is, what is he saying he's disgusted with himself n all dat shit?
Now already most peeps knows how he had orgies n gave all those hotties some nasty shit :)
Bro, quit dis new lie, tis nearly as bad as what u accept u did, depending on what u consider good or bad to be- Butt dis new PR damage control fail is truly disgustin!

U can be less ugly than u think :)

2010-03-20T14:04:00.004+05:30

Depends.

U really already know dat u can actually control ur own reality innit? Otherwise how is it dat u consider urself to be the important thing on earth?! Surely there are other things that are more important than u, but for u, u have created ur own reality where u are da most important person. Hardly anybody thinks other peeps are more important than themselves. Other examples of us creating our own reality is da fact dat other people are almost always more disgustin than ourselves. My own sweat when Colombo is freakin sixty degrees or whateva is less disgustin than da otha losers who sweat stinky buckets out there.
The exception being any bodily excretions from Sasha Grey

Stop 'thinking' that ur ugly n start feeling good n looking great. Logic doesn't necessarily dictate what ur feeling, so u don't need to think about it

Acceptance (of)

2010-03-09T22:38:00.000+05:30

Here, in Sri Lanka, guys are more desperate than in some other countries.
In immoral places of this world da peeps bang eachother like depraved fuckers n not many say much about it. Cos those peeps are evolved 'nuff to know that whatever is within da scope of a person's preference, as long as any other person who prefers otherwise is not forced to experience it, then tis ok. This needs an open mind.
Havin an open mind can be part of a culture (too) aight. Some people may think dat being judgemental is moral, but they is less evolved.
If u can 'not be' affected by what someone else is doing, then whats your problem? Just cos tis against ur beliefs or whateva, if all parties doing it are doing dat shit with eachothers consent, piss off

Obviously, u know I would bang Sasha Grey whenever she want it; Butt I can't see any chick in Sri Lanka having da courage to do what she does anytime soon without da moral police (corrupt as usual to boot) cumming with their sirens. Tis also illegal here too.

Dats why guys in Sri Lanka are desperate. Sluts may not behave da way they could over here.

Premature maturity

2010-03-07T18:33:00.003+05:30

Some don't know whats what.
While some think they know whats best for them just cos of what they were told, how do they know some other people will kno whats best for them?
Humans have set aside an age or whateva when we're legally supposed to be able to know right from wrong or whateva. In most places (I'm not sure about some other places) once a human turns 18, then they are responsible for themsleves innit

Butt how do we know whoever decided to make 18 the age when someone is considered an adult was right or what. Till 18 for most stuff you are considered a minor and it would be a good idea to listen to 'responsible adults' who are supposed to know better than u. Cos ur too small to know. The moment u turn 18, suddenly now u know a better?

Who decided that for humans?

Enrique, u lil beauty

2010-02-28T16:09:00.000+05:30

Tis not about me gettin a boner for Enrique Iglesias. Butt where compliments are deserved for a guy dat chix consider attractive, some guys hesitate cos some might needle them as gay. Some peeps consider 'gay' as a derogatory term although logically it makes as much sense for it not to be. To not acknowledge good work by another male sex symbol or whateva would just be homophobic! It could be that men who are homophobic are not acknowledging dat part of their shadow; n if u read that linked article from Wikipedia, we would know what dat means innit

Nyway, since I am far superior to be affected by mere public opinion, I have made myself free to felicitate pop star or whateva Enrique Iglesias just on da basis of this music video-

Dats some funnt shit aight... He even takes da piss outta his own music video for 'Hero' :) Anybody who has 'nuff spunk to be able to take on societal piss head on has to be given good credit. So Enrique, big up urself- the One esteems thee

1-2 Many

2010-02-20T07:36:00.000+05:30

Tis coincident dat this happened exactly on our 60th post.
What started out as a shared experience in sharing enlightenment, tis time to let growth take place organically since tis da wave to do that now.
After all we all is One nyway :)
Whether u like it or not, we is all connected by da source aight. There is a lil bit of me in all of u (n I'm not talkin only about my dick in u if ur a hot chick). Whether u love, hate or are indiffrent, u cannot escape that we still share dis shit.

Join us in well cummin da new energy to rip it up.. Open ur mind n leave it behind

Horoscopes

2010-02-08T22:17:00.000+05:30

This can be continued from my previous post on Karma pahla.

Since tis accordin to the current situation that a persons horoscope is 'read', this allows for multiple interpretations

Different astrologers will read the 'signs' in a different manner according to their expertise. Butt, they are only giving their understanding of what the highest probability of things happenin (is/ can be).
For example, a certain astrologer may read a persons financial hardship karma to be played out with the person losing personal possessions, upon considering that persons current situation in life, status, positioning of stars and other shit. Another astrologer reading da same persons future may read the financial hardship karma to be played out by losing a loss of income earnings or whateva. Although tis the same persons same karma that is to be played out, the two astrologers are lending their expertise in reading the highest probability of what could happen to that person according to the signs, in each astrologers 'opinion'.
At a basic level it would be the financial hardship karma that they are trying to interpret for the person. Peeps who go to astrologers should not expect the 'exact prediction' from them. After all, all experienced personal reality is self created through the filter of free will. Thats how different astrologers will give different interpretations on the most probable occurenece of a persons future accordin to them. Each person using their free will can redefine how that karma is supposed to play out, making different realities possible. If you had gone to another 'better' astrologer, that bugger may have told u whats going to happen more accurately having 'nuff expertise to judge how u will use ur free will depending on what u want your future to be like.

Karma pahla question

2010-02-03T18:09:00.000+05:30

Sri Tulsidas said: "Our destiny was shaped long before the body came into being."

Could it be right dat tis our body dat carries out the physical realization of dat destiny? Butt cos tis a physical realization in da current world, can we influence it with our free will

For example, if there is a certain amount of negative karma to be carried out by a soul, it would be different the way da person will have to act out dat particular karma according to his or her current physical reality aight. For example, through hard work n all dat shit or whateva, a certain soul has become a doctor. Another soul who had similar overall opportunities n shit didn't exercise his free will towards that cause n does some other shit n turns out to be a gangsta. Now say these souls were both supposed to live out 'equal amount' of karma related to financial hardship. Maybe the doctor may have to experience 'financial hardship' in a sense created by that self! Da gangsta may have to experience 'financial hardship' in a physical environment created by his gansta-self followin the same principle.
Here although it is da 'same' karma dat has played out, cos of free will, da doctor has created an environment where he would ride out da same karma on an relatively (and absolutely? as well) lesser 'physically demanding' level innit?

U don't need to leave your comments cos I know ur worried about saying somethin that seems less intelligent n all :)

Back after a bang

2010-01-21T19:07:00.004+05:30

Have been away from bloggin for a bit n it feels good to get back n check wtf has been goin on in da Lankan blogsphere. True dat I've stayed away from bein part of it cos I'm too evolved n all, but tis still worth checkin it to get a good laugh aight. I use the excuse that I'm checkin da pulse of the bloggas for the sake of monitorin current web collective consciousness. After all even dis shit contributes to web chatter, n I've given a sermon on what can happen due to that before as well.
Don't feel bad if ur part of Kottu. Just da fact dat ur here sets u apart from da rest of the fools cos tis only the destiny of those on the path to self actualisation that visit mi shit :) As surprised as u may not be to find out u are on the right track.

Being part of the bloggin network kind of plugs u in to a created reality. Readin some of the blogs proves this. Through bloggin, some people are creating another reality that can be distinct from 'normal' life experience (depending on da wants of the person, of course).
Butt even if the thought of experiencin existence on multiple realities is pretty allurin', I haven't tried cybersex cos I have a hunch it might be boring.

Bitter sweet lies

2010-01-13T22:12:00.004+05:30

Even da best peeps fall for it.
Whats life without 'em chix? It goes beyond good poonani when u think someone is nice aight.
Just cos u think their wholesome, dats different from being innocent. Just cos ur in to someone doesn't suddenly make either saints.

When there is this 'understandin scene goin on, u just tend to try to not hurt them as much as possible.
Truth sets u free. U have to tell them da truth cos dats the way.
What about if facts were from the before n the reality we will create after may be more palatable? Makes sense to just snap out a 'whitie' (lie, I mean; not to knock out a jismo, for those of yawl who are thick- and from dat I don't mean thick as in jismo thick).
Bitter from regretable past sweet 'nuff for 'er to believe butt lies.

Do it if u want. I'm not sure whether its highly evolved tho'

Ode to Joan Collins

2010-01-10T08:49:00.000+05:30

Sweety even for a MILF I'd lick u from ur head to ur toe after u have a nice bubble bath n ur all clean n shit

U look scrumptious mi dear. Absolutely divine. Obviously u have bowel movements like da rest of us, so what? Everyone does

Actually tis useless me goin on n on 'bout u, when just lookin at these pics is 'nuff-

Also here.

New year resolution or shit

2010-01-07T21:18:00.003+05:30

I am spreadin too much knowledge aight. Should I go easy on da knowledge sharin before u get blown away by da light

I feel da pressure for yawl visitin dis uterus of insight in da form of a blog n bein flabbergasted by da depth of this stuff just bein overwhelmed. Tis ok, at least u are brave 'nuff to be open to dis shit

I am aware of ur shyness to contribute any excellent comments. Do not be in awe of me. I am still a human like u, n will be a for sometime yet :)
We are broths n sistas n all; still, if u is a hot chick n we're not related by blood, I'd still do u if u get da chance.
I am committed to u, mi gentle followers n tell urself dat I'm forever or whateva at ur disposal. Mi advice to u is free as gonoria on a prossy.
Wish u da best 2010 as a form of time

Play with urselves u sluts

2009-12-30T21:05:00.001+05:30

Dats right, I'm talkin to u n don't pretend ur not readin dis aight. I kno dat ur pussy is just wet from readin mi blog n ur horny ass crazy :) I got news for ya- Be free to play with urself; I would not be offended if u do. Many chix feel dat its dirty n all to masturbate. I say screw dat shit, if u want to play with urself when ur horny, whats wrong with dat?
Many chix go "ewwwww thats disgustin" or whatnot n some think that self sex is only for males. Maybe its mainly men that pleasure themselves, but where does it say tis wrong for a chick to do it?
Hi there hottie, I am hereby releasin u of all negativity associated with pleasurin urself... Since I know u can't help urself specially when u have mi esteemed presense ;) Since I engage ur mind, ur body n ur whole self its just not a physical fuck but an experience of pure n fullyfilled sexual bliss aight

If ur a guy of course, unless ur homosexual, don't really fancy u spankin da eel while on mi blog- there are other resources such as internet porn for u. Unless ur bangin a chick while readin this shit... Most guys just masturbate inside women nyway

Tis da season to be jelly

2009-12-24T18:26:00.003+05:30

Tradition suggests dat I share timely xxxmas wishes to mi gentle followers :)
Plz douse urself in da followin offensive Youtube clip from South Park n know dat whoever u are, u need to acknowledge racism that exists within urself first, before u go about ridding without

Chill da fuck out n lets embrace hot women, no matter who they are

Fornication

2009-12-21T16:31:00.003+05:30

Sweety lets fuck
Share a lil bit o heaven
if more chicks wanna join in, dats kewl
Don't mind buryin my dick in yawl
da way ur cavortin
U can thank me with ur mouth

Trolls

2009-12-16T10:49:00.002+05:30

Someone has to do da dirty (work).

In order to make dat quantum leap in collective human consciousness, tis not 'nuff dat one or two peeps make it aight. That could be the start, but for the whole species to evolve, groups of peeps need to start developing themselves!
On da net, this is where trolls come in. Without da ying that is da opposite of the yang, we cannot fully experience both sides; that helps us understand the whole scene better. Trolls are labeled 'bad'. This is cos trolls play a role in flaggin below par blog contents. Without the kind of perceived humiliation that trolls present, mediocre content will keep reappearing in the blogsphere without check!
I have read a lotta shit on da lankan blog moderators dat makes me sick. Where are all da trolls?

Take on the reponsibility. Be a troll. It maybe challenging at first, but once u get the hang of it n ur really good, it can be satisfyin work. Its for the ultimate common good, after all

Embrace emotions in sport

2009-12-14T11:34:00.000+05:30

How do we experience certain strong emotion outside the challenges of day to day livin? Sports is one way innit. At a basic level, peeps are competin with each other for a externally constructed 'prize'- This allows peeps willin to experience certain kinds of emotions to attach themselves with 'teams'. Through followin the progress of these teams, these 'supporters' then open themselves to experience a range of emotions assoiciated with the performance of the heroes or whateva. Somewhere down the line some of these supporters lost da plot aight.
Sports are meant for da peeps who want to experience a range of emotions- Such as joy of winning n the sick feelin u get when we lose like we did to India last Saturday. Only consolation is that Sri Lankan cricket fans are more understanding than Indian or Pakistani fans who want to experience only the pleasure of victory and can't handle it when their teams lose!

If u don't want to experience the range of emotions, then why follow sport? If u want to experience only winning and conquest, maybe u should try something else

Flaw in suicide

2009-12-11T07:47:00.004+05:30

For a person to kill themself, there needs to be bloody good reason aight. Cos according to da karma scene, if a soul has dat amount of karma to be carried, it has got to be paid wherever innit?
For a example, if this person who has these problems n wants to escape facin all da shit kills themself, the soul, which is at the centre of life, will still carry forward dat shit to da same person's next life too! Tis a bugger of a situation innit
Dats why they say "Theres no escapin powerful karma". Since tis ur soul dat carries ur karma (n not ur body). Dis is why there is a flaw in da reasoning behind a person who is takin their own life to avoid facing shit. True, maybe dat person is not in their correct state of mind n dat maybe a reason for them trying to get rid of the suffereing in this life; But their soul still carries dat across to the next, so it makes no difference on the long run.

Abuse at Pregnant woman

2009-12-07T07:16:00.003+05:30

We are crazy aight. Since we are told to respect elders, just cos their older
Butt we also are supposed to care more for other kinda peeps as well. One such type is a pregnant woman. With time, this type of woman has got into da habit of abusin this priviledge innit?
Just cos ur pregnant, we give u seats on buses by default n shit & are also careful about u n whateva.
Does dat mean u have to walk across the road, with two small children in tow, in the darkness of the night while the traffic light signals green for oncoming traffic??? That is a new level of stupidity!
Listen up bitch, u maybe pregnant, but who the fuck gave us the responsibility of ur patheitic life? If u want to kill urself, why is it my moral duty to stop u? In my opinion ur death would only be a good thing since it would stop the spread of ur monkey DNA among da human population.
Thank god I didn't run over u- I would've regretted my car being burned down n the anger of the crowd than have any sadness over your demise.
Cos da peeps are crazy.
It wouldn't matter that I was followin rules n its only urself dat put ur own life in danger for the priviledge that u hold by getting knocked up by some joker

"My mother & my unborn younger sibling were knocked down at a traffic light to their death.. In front of my eyes" is what ur kid would say many years down the road, tryin to win sympathy n get into dat bird's pants. "Oh, thats so sad... I so sorry" she may respond.
You forgot to mention ur mom was a dumb bitch to cross da road when the light was green for motorists, kiddo

Make the most of Now

2009-12-03T09:20:00.003+05:30

For da record, I have not been sponsored or paid or whateva by da advertiser for featuring the following clip in mi esteemed blog. Butt, bein the humble soul developer I is, tis right to acknowledge da good work of others. Even if its of a commercial entity:

Love dis ad (its a bit old though) cos it captures the 'Now philosophy' while pushing their (former) tagline.

Don't live life like a passenger aight. Take action. Do da things u like to do. Make da most of it; after all, even if ur reincarnated, u will live dat life as a different person innit? U get only one chance to live the life u always wanted right now.
Vodafone has not really cum on Sri Lanka yet, so me featuring this will not harm the competing mobile operators here. Bravo Vodafone- big up urself

Serenity

2009-11-26T09:38:00.003+05:30

It will all continue
& a single person can stop it not
Infinity
this boundless shit
As a whole, tis not 'nuff even after all are One?

Then tis all gonna repeat in a different way...
What else to do

I will copulate with u!

2009-11-22T09:47:00.005+05:30

If u are cute chix dat is, obviously.
Due to the weather conditions, I am in da mood to fuck the brains outta a hottie. My bang cupboard has been bare for the last few days, so there are a few openings open if u want ur openings to be fullyfilled.
All u have to do is send me ur naked pics and upon evaluation, I will then get in touch with u if u are one of da lucky ones :)
1. Have to travel to Colombo according to when I'm free to fuck u
2. Be disease free
3. Have to be willing to experience the best sex u will ever have in ur life, but share me with other women
4. If u have any hot gfs who would like to join us, please send her pics as well

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to get penetrated by the One. Chix, live ur life with no regrets. U know u want it :) I will not keep dis offer open for long since there might be other hotties who need my attention n it would not be right for a humble soul developer like urs truly to refuse.

Good luck

God is an open concept

2009-11-17T16:58:00.003+05:30

Larger than life itself n everything else n everything that is not.
How can any mere human say one religion is correct and/ or another is not?
We cannot understand eachothers gods cos each person's soul can be at a different level of enlightenment; meaning how each person understands even da Ultimate truth has to be different innit! Even if each person were told da Ultimate truth, they would understand it at da individual level of enlightenment, aight.

We're all connected by da Ultimate truth

Animal racism

2009-11-09T15:35:00.003+05:30

There is inequality everywhere in the animal kingdom. Butt humans can also contribute.
Who is the more 'superior' dog- A thoroughbred Rottweiler or a street mutt? Obvious innit. Tis a case of race supremacy amongst dogs.
Those of us who have classy Rottweilers or whateva normally wouldn't want da bitch to mate with a paraya. Other suitors to fuck the Rott bitch will be proposed n all the heritage n other qualifications are duly checked before the couple are introduced! Sounds familiar to the mating procedure in Sri Lankan humans?
Even if the profiles of the doggy couple match, sometimes there are personality clashes between the two. So they don't go at it properly. Meanwhile the brave neighbourhood mutt who has banged many a slutty roadside bitch manages to slip in through the protective walls n mate with the lady Rott. She cheats on her man cos obviously the paraya hero doesn't get his paws on many classy bitches often n fucks the shit outta her to her absolute satisfaction

Racism n class hierrachy is not unique only to humans. We can fight it like dogs :)

Punishment for thoughts

2009-11-03T15:33:00.001+05:30

Should we judge anyone on their beliefs?
Action maybe moderated / punished based on the law of the land, but if its only a belief and does not manifest itself in behaviour, then what? Da law can say if anyone does this n this, then they are breakin the law n can be punished. Unless accidental, which may result in limited liability, tis usually thoughts that lead to action that is deemed a punishable offense. Da thoughts are da root cause aight. Thus a person havin a certain set of beliefs is more likely to commit a resultant action.
Why wait till they do something deemed wrong. Punish them for having certain beliefs itself!
Judging someone n taking a resultant negative action can be a form of punishing a person for expressin certain beliefs.
Which party does the following clip make look 'bad'/ unreasonable? -

What is justice... Tis subjective innit?
Part 2 of the clip also makes u wonder, if they don't break any laws through action, how can another person with opposing beliefs be 'judged'?

Teaching religion in schools

2009-10-30T17:04:00.001+05:30

Is da legal age to be not considered a minor actually 18? So after that in most places u can vote n whatnot. So then, it can be taken dat tis da legal age to be able to make a choice. Till then ur considered immature to be able to make a self determined decision to do some stuff.
Butt choices on various things are made before a person is 18 aight.
Most peeps go through life without having a good awareness of the divine stuff.
Why don't we make religion a thing that a person can select when their mature 'nuff to do so? How many things do we agree on with our parents? In Sri Lankan culture u are expected to treat elders with resppect n tolerate their sometimes silly views on the baisis that they've lived in dis world longer than we have. Just cos you've lived longer in this world does that necesarily mean u are more correct about which religion to choose? It has not been asked that much since we have a trend of defining a person's religion at birth, to be filled in various application forms.

I say screw dat shit. Till u turn 18 they should teach ALL religions to da immature brats. Sure, depending on their family, they will get to experience a certain religion more due to family commitments. Nevertheless, they wil have the free choice to pick whichever religion is right for them when they are of legal age.
By allowing da peeps to decide their religion at da right time, not many can say I'm whatever religion but don't practice it etc!

Love more

2009-10-25T10:47:00.005+05:30

Da concept of twin souls is faulty aight. Not really the concept of it but da romanticised assumption/ hope dat we're gonna find dat 'twin soul'. There are a shit load of peeps in the world. So if we really have a twin soul, what are the chances of us finding the person? One in billions or two in billions or whateva.
Butt most peeps marry saying "I've found my soul mate" n all dat. It is acceptable dat the soul mate can be different from da twin soul... So we cum on the question, for a relationship or whateva, does it necessarily have to be da twin soul? Can't a soul mate do justice?
The soul mate option is a no brainer! Its just a person dat we share our soul with... Its easy cos then, its up to us who it is :) Any person we pick to share our soul can be a soul mate

I would say go for the soul mate cos-
1. Tis tough to find ur twin soul out of all the peeps in the world
2. Coosing a soul mate can be a conscious decision n more 'empowering'
3. Each person can have more than one soul mate :)

I prefer loving a lot of hot women. Cos I'm all sensitive n shit, its not just animalistic fuckin; I'm searching for a soul mate n all dat jazz by sharing myself! Nevertheless, all u boys don't get too excited, I'm not letting any of yawl get a piece of my action- cos I can handle multiple women

I am the One

?Truth is subjective

2009-10-18T19:01:00.000+05:30

History can be different accordin to different peeps. This is cos what is later taken as history is mostly written 'records'.

Take the example of a newspaper:-
If there was a newspaper reporter at an event n an article on it appears on the papers the following day, someone who was at the same event but experienced things differently would go "No, this is not what actually happened!". If other peeps at the same event also agree with that person, then although what goes in the papers is the written word, what actually happened accordin to 'em is different innit. Individual experiences and perceived reality have caused multiple truths!
Butt, generations down or whateva, it will be the contents of the newspaper article dat is considered 'history'! Just cos tis written, how do u know what reality is? This entry in Wikipedia on historical revisionism is pretty interestin too... Makes u question whether what we know is really true

Who to believe? Like many of the chix who I bang tell da peeps dat we had nothin goin on but only we really kno I gave it to 'em well n good aight ;)

The hero

2009-10-13T07:57:00.003+05:30

Twas an uphill task n all. Twas aginst da odds. The hope of the crowd around n all da peeps buildin up the atmosphere. This is what tests the mettle of whoever is in dat situation.

Sanga, u is the man innit.
Butt lately u is not quite with it mate. What u gotta remember is that although u is the man, this also means u is not god (although few peeps may treat u like one sometimes).
There have been many comments of concern in newspapers, blogs n other places about ur recent 'performances'.

Tis not 'nuff that u can speak well. Nows da time to do less of the talkin n more of the performin! U know us Sri Lankan crowds, it won't be long before we'll also be singing ur praise again :)

We want ole Sanga from before

On ur knees biatch

2009-10-06T18:19:00.004+05:30

Happens sometimes when even if ur da strongest of the strong or whateva, the situation brings thee down to 'em knees. I is not talkin about a well strong lad being forced to perform oral on another bloke cos of the situation; although that also maybe applicable! What I'm on about is when there is no hope.
When u can look everywhere but there doesn't seem to be an answer.
U thought u were a rock n all. When da good times roll, tis easy to rock aight. But when ur running out of options n tis all slippin away u can virtually see urself crumblin. It cannot be coincidental that the position for prayer is on ur knees. When ur on ur knees, its a mode of submission. In Russia, tats of stars on knees is supposed to mean "I bow before nobody". It means dat the person can face any situation without hesitation. To have no hesitation about ur future is the same as never running out of hope? When u don't run out of hope, u don't need to 'ask for help', unless ur made a habit of it or don't mind acceptin u can't sort out shit for urself.

Butt when ur on ur knees before me baby, I know its not cos u don't have any hope- its cos u want to be a cute lil submissive. There maybe exceptions to generic statements

Chix and hymenoplasty

2009-10-02T09:13:00.000+05:30

Puttin back dat tissue in da pussy thru an operation can sorta re-virginise chix.
Butt, tis cheatin innit? If the bitch was bangin around all da bros n then find a bugger who kno not about this, after da surgery, then she can pretend to be a virgin! She can be all coy n shit n pretend she doesn't kno about sex n let da guy 'deflower her'. Just dat da deflowerin was done long ago n her love canal had been well used since then, what with all the drinkin, pot smokin n been called dirty names while gettin banged by dat good for nothin rotter who didn't even care about her n just wanted to take care of his nut.

Truth is supposed to hurt sometimes. Apparently some chix who prefer to keep the truth to themselves prefer to try to avoid hurt/ shame n transform in to lovin housewifes after havin their fun. If dat chick didn't bleed when u fucked her n she said she was a virgin, she might be, although some other chick who does bleed might not be! Who to trust? Dats why its sometimes important to try to understand women n earn their trust so they are comfortable with u n might tell u the truth hopefully

One thing we are need to remember is that we're animals innit.

Unholy desecration

2009-09-27T19:11:00.003+05:30

Da Govt of Sri Lanka did somethin got to do with bannin porn or whateva aight.
But u can still access it on the web n to good quality too as my mano will tell u if u asked it. Nothin like a good whack off to some classy porn solo innit. Nice for a change or if unfortunately u don't have an option. But still good to keep a good service record nway till the next vagina presents itself.

While good decent Sri Lankans like us and our democratically elected Govt have done the morally moral thing to wipe out sex, outside our country da world is corrupt. They do it everywhere like stray dogs do here. But da dogs do it on da roads here cos their not human. They don't kno its only a kink to want to have da peeps watch u; usually we humans bang in private.
There was somethin in da papers recently dat pics of local 'porn actors n actresses' were to be published in newspapers so da public can help 'identify them'. Or humiliate them. But what if its ur sista, u kno she's a nice girl n whatnot, she just trusted da guy n he recorded her doin the nasty with him n due to some misfortune da video got public. Is she a 'porn actress' ? Lets all take da moral highground! Da slut desreves it u say.
Yeah well, on this site, they offer u $2000 for sending in ur sex tape with both parties consent. Don't try this if ur Sri Lankan.

Angel of Death/ tongue-between-cheeks

2009-09-23T09:40:00.001+05:30

It can be difficult to say which statements are tongue-in-cheek n which aren't aight.
For example, can a blogger offend da peeps with stuff it writes n then, when things go belly up say "No, twas tongue-in-cheek" or whateva to be accepted?
Where do da peeps draw the line n say what's ok to say n what's not? N are they entitled to say anythin at all. If u kno there is somethin somewhere elsewhere dat is against ur beliefs, should u be pokin ur fingers in there? It would depend on where u feel ur own personal reponsibility/ boundary is at! N obviously dat can be subjective... There are some things dat da laws just can't cover- Like bein offended n doin some things about it

Check out this Chipmunks song below n u know tis tongue-in-cheek innit, obviously its a joke, cos its after all, da fuckin Chipmunks! But should it necessarily be a joke if it comes from an entity that provides humour?

For those of mi gentle followers who know da song, its a song by metal band Slayer. But, when they perform the same song, it can cause controversy due to the message! The power of the messenger n whatnot!!!!

Global citizen

2009-09-20T10:08:00.001+05:30

Given that da concept of global citizenship exists, the question arises why we aren't global citizen?
We should be able to go wherever in the world- Freedom of movement. But at the moment we are restrained by who we are- Sri Lankans and say, Americans have different priviledges accordin to where we are born, even outside our own country!

Why not define who u are supposed to be based on a different parameter such as Global Hindus or Global Christians etc.
Or English and Swahili (mother tongue to be the differentiator)- here a similar scene to bein currently having dual citizenship can arise except that we can form a better 'multilingual sub-section'. Thus is this even a better division?
Or say Race based: White Vs. Eastern - Butt the obvious complications arise!
Therefore it is most logical to differentiate based on where u were born. Tis the most convenient innit. No one can argue n say, yes, I was born there but actually I'm supposed to be from somewhere else! But wait a minute, they do dat too based on parents nationality now, don't they?

Throughout, if you think about it, we are trying to differentiate ourselves from other things, but at the same time sayin don't 'discriminate' cos of differences innit? Global citizenship should be dictatin that "we know exactly where u are from but won't treat u any differently". Super. So then let me go to LA without any restriction, those Latino women there are well hot aight

U can be better than me

2009-09-15T11:19:00.000+05:30

Da peeps are at different stages of self actualisation.
How can I say dat I'm more self actualised than someone else? Well, even I can't say for sure aight. Ok, maybe I have a better idea of da level of self actualisation of a person when I come across someone, than da average human can. Even considering the level dat I kno I is, it would not be humble of me to assume everyone who visits mi blog for guidance is at a lower level of self actualisation than yours truly.

When ur visitin mi blog, I can't see u. But I keep track usin da blog stats innit. Dis is good cos then, even if ur not confident of facing me, u can still visit kinda anonymously without actually havin to 'present urself' to me.
Tis not necessary for me to actually see anyone. By readin mi blog u are already on the path to greater fulfillment as the positive aura that emanates from dis thing hits u n u is not dat much of a loser than before
U need to read it

Titbits

2009-09-10T18:23:00.000+05:30

I like big tits. But there's a catch- they have to be natural. Or a really, really good boob job- Probably saline implants or whateva. If chix get silicone implants, unless its done superbly well, they sometime tend to look too hard n fake.
I can't really understand the deal with gettin fake tits done. Cos actually, even smaller tits are kinda classy innit?
I actually don't know any Sri Lankan women with boobjobs. Dats a good thing. I suppose the majority of laydees here have bigger issues like finding food rather than worryin whether their bust looks good in a hettay. I have also noticed during my ventures in to the rural areas that mid aged women tend to have well voluptious swingers in there! I mean these things are massive!!! Butt; the problem is, sometimes their butts are not exactly proportionate. Very few things look worse when a lady who has a round stomach n flat ass. This is also very prevalent in Sri Lanka.

Personally, I don't think its a big deal what ur breasts are like as long as u have a good booty. Lot of local chix wail that their butts are not up to the mark. Well, its not goin to fix itself if u just stare at it n do nothing- U need to work out those things... They have muscles there, so if u work it out well, ur bum is definitely going to become a nice shape :) So do something about it- It'll be well worth it

Universal language

2009-09-07T12:27:00.000+05:30

It should be a way of convergance. See my post 'The present is ridiculous'.
For there to be as lil miscommunication as possible, then everyone/ technology/ gadgets/ units/ devices has to speak da same language aight.

If desktop publishing is a reality, why not computer programmes which are based on a 'normal language'? I'm talkin' about a world where there are minimal disputes and disagreements due to wrong connotations arisin from peeps not understanding eachother due to language differences.
Then, communication is clearer and very few things are 'lost in translation'. Real exchange of information between humans and our creations as well.
That is the future. That is a real unifying development. However, as mentioned in Wikipedia, da constructed international language Esperanto has been in existence since the 19th century but has had extremely modest success to date. N dat is only about language between humans, not da whole scene of communication between humans and other 'intelligent' units/ creations as well.
Now how do we go get all countries to invest in takin up a universal language. Start small?

Wild thangz

2009-09-01T15:00:00.000+05:30

Certain peeps may not think dat its up to higher powers to say whats what.
We can interpret dat what we follow as set laws now is an intepretation of what moral codes da gads wanted us to follow. Cos of multiplicity, all dis makes a big mess cos all peeps don't believe in da same higher power aight. We can't have different laws for different peeps to follow like they do now! Shouldn't everyone in all corners of the world follow the same laws. Of course not?

Can we consider a separate land
(ideally an island would be good n can even make a money scene for a reality show n shit with recording done remotely innit?)
which has NO laws.
Nothin at all but basically 'jungle' law n peeps are allowed to do whateva they want n fight for survival n all dat shit with da rest of animals among other things. I still reckon, over time the human population there who entered saying "ok I take responsibility of myself n am even prepared to die for livein in a lawless place" after maybe half a lifetime may then change his behaviour to suit group dynamic n thereby inadvertently 'create moral codes' which humans there should stick by. Dats crazy ass since its what eventually is supposed to become a 'law' nyway!!!

Butt if anyone takes dis idea n makes it a reality, it will be like I'm a prophet or whateva since I came up with it first. Unless somebody else has already thought of a similar concept before, but I don't kno since I waz too lazy to surf the net to get any info about dis.
If ur dat interested, find out urself

Fucked 'er just by lookin

2009-08-30T15:06:00.001+05:30

Damn girl dat ass is so fiine
I can tell ur wearin 'em thongs
Just by da fact dat ur panty lines don't show
make me wanna tap dat shit
Just by lookin at ur face
I kno what u'd look like when I do

Massage without racism

2009-08-25T10:25:00.000+05:30

Da new guy at the barber shop is superb. He's Tamil.
What with all dis noise about "no such thing as minorities" n all, why should dat matter? It doesn't but its true dat I know what his race or whateva is. Simply knowin is different from bigotry.
Guy gave a super haircut n da massage was awesome, by mistake or purposely he hit some intense pressure points on mi scalp n 'twas heavenly. Dats da good thing about havin slim fingers; they are better than the chubby stuff that kinda cushions your head n it doesn't feel as though they can really get the circulation going cos they're too softy.

All this racism n fear dat it'll raise its ugly head here (again?) is kinda reasonable. Can't pretend dat I don't 'notice' what someones race is. If I saw a blonde chick with blue eyes, I kno she's a fine piece of Swedish fanny aight. But does dat mean i treat her differently than mi Tamil brotha? Obviously, but dats cos I wanna get in her pants innit. Da other guy is a barber. But Its da same if he was a Sinhalese.

The present is ridiculous

2009-08-20T11:26:00.000+05:30

I belong in the future. No doubt about it.
Here, now, things are nothing short of nonsensical! For example, da peeps still have to carry around credit cards, insurance cards, membership cards & even identity cards for cryin out loud! These all seem so yesterday to me.
Why can't we have a single 'onbody identity verifier' for all these things? Twentyfive years from now, where I really belong, the common inconveniences of today will be non reality.
To roughly estimate the difference 25 years can make, just speak to ur grandparents or whoever was around 25 years ago n they'll say some amazin stuff- Like they didn't even have e-mail back then! They did some shit like telegrammes :)
if space you space were space livin space then space your space a space loser stop
Dang datwas annoyin innit?

Its difficult to imagine peeps even had sex that long ago cos from the pics I see of the 80s they had terrible hair n most women didn't trim their muffs. Disgustin!

Red handed/ green

2009-08-17T14:54:00.001+05:30

So I've been gettin some touchy feely shit goin on with dis chik n she's all cute n good n whatnot but willin to be a bit naughty cos she's into me innit. Thing is, she's still a tad conservative cos dats how she feels she's supposed to be cos of the way we're brought up in Sri Lanka. She's from here.
Bebi's just started drinkin a bit with me although she's apparently been sippin it on & off since her 21st birthday some time ago when she apparently 'started'.
Shit is she hasn't tried the sweet leaf cos she hates cigarettes (n its bad for u nyway). She doesn't want me to smoke any n put dis cutesy scene where I'm supposed to abstain.
Screw dat shit but she found through another woman who had told her about me doin the 'taboo' when we had met at a mutual buddys place recently. Faaaaaaaak
Biatch

Not talkin to me or answerin any forms of electronic communication for a couple of days n its unusual for a bird to stay away dat long cos they usually come back by now?
Hope she's not a blogger by any chance cos if she is, obviously by now I'm already been read.

Ultimately, she was a virgin nyway, so I didn't do any wrong

Unmistakable sound

2009-08-15T10:54:00.005+05:30

I heard it today n I understood the emotions behind it eventhough I didn't know da person who it came from, the situation or whateva. But it burst through the surroundin noises and hit my inner core through mi auditory senses like bam!
There are certain things dat we unerstand due to livin in society n some things dat have been fine tuned into ourselves without us even knowin it. Some sort of inherent passed on knowledge or understanding that we know by default. Like a just born baby cryin automatically when in distress. Gadsake dat lil critter was just born, how the hell did it know that it should be bawlin when in discomfort? We didn't consciously teach it before it was born, did we?

The cry I heard was a painful wail of sorrow. What caused it I didn't know at the time, but the sound produced by da person was that of pure emotional grief and the unbounded expression of it. And I understood instantly.

Fostered reality

2009-08-11T12:50:00.000+05:30

Tis bullshit.
All da fashion magazines n all are just not ethical. Da peeps know nowadays that the pics of 'super models' are airbrushed n whatnot.
I agree that not all can be as good looking as us. But at least don't the normal peeps deserve the truth?
I think making the most of camera angles etc is ok. Thats not distortin reality. The truth has to come through n its fine if fashion mags or related ventures use pics taken from angles of advantage, cos its still reality that they look good from certain angles. Its real.

How can ACTUAL peeps compete with creation(s) of computer graphics?
Check out these pics of Indian chick Bipasha Basu (taken from here):

Hey Bipasha, I'm not dissin u. I would bang u good if u wanted me to, even if u looked like in the 1st pic, above. But when I look at the edited 2nd pic below, I might as well be droolin over a cyborg innit?

Ban masturbation in Ceylon

2009-08-08T14:54:00.003+05:30

Now that the Sri Lankan govt have banned porn sites, there is only another logical thing to do. It all comes from tryin to prevent what is evil aight?
Mobile phones have been made illegal or whateva in schools n suicide has been illegal for a long time. If u think about it, what with dat girl killin herself cos of somethin to do with a mobile phone n mobile phones gettin banned fast; then if u want to stop porn, then ban masturbation.

Da peeps watch porn n masturbate. Lookin at hot women gettin banged turns us on n its a logical transition for any red blooded animal to start pleasurin themselves while watchin. Thats why cockroaches don't masturbate (although stimulating sexual organs by themselves is observed in a very wide range of species) cos their blood is white.

Think about our glorious culture n valuable values n all. Even in other less developed countries like Australia, mentioning whackin off in books have resulted in dem bein banned in the past: In October 1972, Philip Roth's novel Portnoy's Complaint was banned in Australia apparently due to its masturbation references. The censorship led to public outcry there at the time.
So what? Sri lankan culture is more civilised, let da peeps here get used to it. No point only banning porn when the root cause is still knockin about

Wasted purity

2009-08-04T08:09:00.002+05:30

What about some chix who wait till their marraige to bang? Dats all good as long as they find a nice bloke n he feels he loves her n is willin to tie da knot before he tries the goods. Would it become complicated if he's actually done the deed with others before n finds out after marriage dat the woman he loves is very conservative in bed (that maybe kinda expected since she did stay a virgin till marraige innit). He then would have to either train her to get better or accept this. There is a third unethical option of secretly stuffin the brains outta some other bimbo willin to do the dirty. After all, its a bit moronic to divorce someone cos they are lousy in bed after u make the coice of marryin them pure?

Individual preferances vary but sex is better when its a bit nasty. How could someone have missionary sex for the rest of their lives even if they are in love? If I love her, I wanna bang her silly and get her all flushed, cuddling up to me after; while I get some rest.
What about those women who try to save their 'purity' like good girls in this country are expected to do, only to stay single for the rest of their lives? Shit, dats a bit of a rough deal! After all that self preservation, not a single fuck for their lives!!! What are u tryin to prove?

Hix fest or bust!

2009-07-31T07:53:00.003+05:30

Maybe both! Half day today n me off with da usual party poopas straight to da lovely stretch of beach in Sri Lanka known for debauchery :) Ok, maybe not straight cos we gotta pick up da chosen booze for da weekend n some of da green stuff dat keeps us all smilin.
Good thing about this time is we got some single honeys with us n I'm pretty sure if I don't get to nail any of 'em, at least can meet a few of their friends at the fest! So for the moment all I need to do is have fun n da results will just show up innit?

I'm pretty sure (n hopin) this times fest will be a blast on both Fri & Sat, unlike last year where Fri was sublime but Sat was an anti-climax :( One of me buddies put it best- "U know its not goin down too well when u see the hot chix in bikinis shakin their booty on stage n our very own drunken barebodied uncles shakin their belly dancin on the speakers in front of them". Yikes.
So, fat uncles (know most of u won't be readin this cos u don't know what the internet is; unless ur a disgustin geezer pretendin to be a stud under the anonymity of the blogoshere) if u MUST come, I can't stop u, but for heavens sake keep ur clothes on- This is supposed to attract tourists, not repulse them!
If u is a well hot honey readin my blog n are headin for the fest, send me ur naked pics n I'll advice u whether its fly for u to wear a bikini top n skimpy stuff for the fest. I know for a fact dat most of u chix are figure conscious n whatnot but we need to make sure ur not going to be da 'unwanted distraction' showin off ur jiggly jigglies (n I'm not talkin about jugs) aight

Party on!!!

Evolve, dammit

2009-07-28T08:15:00.000+05:30

I thought trolls had a valid social function as hated commentators of blogs by discouraging below par/ negative content through a method of induced embarassment, but it seems they are not steppin up to the plate.
Tis not my job to be a judge of what is tripe n what is not as I am a soul developer n commited towards the betterment of even the most pathetic souls, n not a blog quality checker.
What I DO object to is dis common phenomenon of ageism n "things were better in the ole days" gushin dat is prevalent in the blogosphere. To da old timers, please try to learn from the following:
Things change. We have to adapt. Look up 'evolution'.
If we keep livin in the past, how can ur soul develop? Don't be so self centered & for at least a moment think about the quality of the gene pool. I realise that I maybe a more evolved being than u are n cos of dis, u may find it difficult to keep up with my level of intelectual dialogue, but dats why I've 'dumbed down' my words so yawl can get it innit

As a word of caution, just be aware of the possibilities of reverse evolution if ur too backward lookin. I can only guide u- U need to help save urself

Settla

2009-07-24T08:00:00.001+05:30

There are a lotta stuff on relationships n shit on da net, so for those of u experiencing mental torture due to prevailing circumstances may seek refuge in my nourishing utterances.
Why da anguish?
Its obvious you is only as special as u thought! If u think ur great n whatnot, u will always give urself a chance at greater things than if u didn't, innit? Difference is, if u undervalue urself, then its much less likely dat u would go after some of the things that u dream of. Its much more beneficial to (selfishly) overvalue urself than undervalue cos when u look at the balance sheet or compare the two at the end of the day or whateva, it shows dat u have actually 'done better' than when u look at things being satisfied with less.

But what about being satisfied with what u have n bein humble like they ask u to be in traditional Sri Lankan culture? Fundamentally, thats more a profile of a person who undervalues themselves! Dis might be an unconscious attempt to bring down the suicide rate here due to people not gettin their dreams n not being able to cope cos they're are mentally weak as a result of overvaluing themselves. But u are mentally weak cos u undervalue urself- 'tis a vicious cycle. Whether ur willin to go against local custom n break it is up to u.

I also acknowledge dat web/ blog chatter may've prompted me to share with u, mi gentle followers, dis post, since its a more reactive article than somethin I specifically wanted to enrich u with

Web/ blog chatter & mass effect

2009-07-21T07:29:00.005+05:30

I don't really want to take 'credit' for dis, but dis does get me thinkin of the power I have over others to shape their thinking patterns in a direct way:)
I must humbly accept though, dat I may have actually underestimated myself. Well, well

Yawl may've missed my piece on the webbot project where I mentioned how the word around the web may matter in shapin the future. But jus take a look at DIS personal case study:
I put up a blog post on Extreme perversion (my previous post); these posts follow-
1. A kid called Papareboy having a fetish for making out with vans & a guy who had put up a sticker on his vehicle requesting him not to do so- St Fallen’s blog
2. Lady Divine who refers to a prior episode where she pukes seven times after drinkin too much (YES, 7!!!) & watches while her friend’s dog eats it
3. A self depracating young man who seems to have an unhealthy appetite for animal anus

An excerpt from my prophetic webbot post: "If the word around the web matters in shapin the future, den the positive shit I put up here will contribute to what the future ultimately is, aight."

Can we conclude dat 'cos I wrote about extreme perversion/ sexual deviance in my previous post, this has resulted in vibes across da blogsphere spawning herd mentality dat brought about the twisted blog posts mentioned above?
I am the One

Extreme Perversion

2009-07-18T16:26:00.005+05:30

There are a lotta hardcore sex stuff on the net.

It makes me surprised/ amazed at the fact that da most absurd sounding perversions have already been thought of n are on the net! I dare u- Think of the most extreme sex situation n chances are, its available (maybe for a bit of a price though). Dis got me thinkin, what do these sex maniacs look like during da day/ night? They would try to pretend n look normal! Are these sexual perversions more common in the West, where da peeps maybe less deprived of sex than in countries like ours n so they resort to pushing boundaries of their sexual experience n before u know it u is a sicko innit. In Sri Lanka, since most of us try our best to act decent because of our loooong culture n traditions n all da good stuf n whatnot, might that result in peeps here bein more conservative when it comes to sex.

Baby, if ur a naughty Sri Lankan chick n we might've fucked n ur readin dis, I isn't complainin about yawl- I know u is as filthy as we like ;)

What if we actually live out our deepest darkest fantasies? If we consider some sex behaviour of monkeys, who are less shy than we are, would dat be a epiphany.
Being da decent bloke, I'm not gonna give away da link to the site with da weirdest sex act dat I could come up with... But what I will do is dis; I know I cannot let down my gentle followers; I will bring to u, at a single mouse click, a wikipedia link with important sex knowledge.

For the record, I will not poo on u.

Change my ways

2009-07-15T12:19:00.000+05:30

Nowadays its difficult to get away with pretendin to be smart. Cos of da net innit. Now da peeps with a good phone can just check up anythin they want mostly then and there n say "Hey what u is sayin' is crap, da actual facts are so and so..."
Dis has implications for me cos I sometimes jus make up interestin facts n shit as I go along, just to impress everyone in the group I'm hangin out with. To be kewl. But now its a bit difficult to try slippin' one in cos u might get caught out n its not worth (gettin caught n) losin a few integrity points for. (But if its a bit of a slow chick ur still in with a chance)

One way to stay ahead is check whateva ur going to say with the interestin details for urself before u say it. Bit of preparation! If done discretely da peeps may not realise ur checkin facts of interestin shit to say before

Now say it da way u feel it sweety, I like it that way

Michael, u is/ are

2009-07-12T10:01:00.001+05:30

Now dat everyone has all but forgotten Michael Jackson (but you'll always be in our hearts innit; we'll still actually remember, but just not dat often), it would be da right thing for me to do to say mi billion bucks worth since da dust has sorta settled n da peeps will not be that touchy about da subject.
For a while I were a bit vary about who mi allies are, cos personality did not seem much of a deciding factor on whether you could be a fan of MJ or not. Dat itself is a bit strange... Another thing that stood out was the fact that there were relatively few who were on the fence about him. Twas generally one way or da otha. Of course each side kinda conceded that he had points for AND against, so dat they can practice what they think is somethin like diplomacy or whateva.
Being da humble soul developer dat I am, as u can see I have shared the analysis above with da general public / net community in general n hope u have found it useful in some way to help ur journey towards self actualisation. I am the One

MJ, Big Up urself (u can take dat anyway u like (N you can take THAT nyway u like as well)

Bachelor farty

2009-07-09T17:11:00.003+05:30

So we had a bachelor party n we got a stripper for the bugger who was tyin da knot. All went good till the bride-to-be got to know of it da day after. She had got all cranky n what not n threw a big fuss n threatened to call off da weddin eventhough they'd be goin at it for a few years or whateva. Apparently da huge scene was dat cos he didn't tell her there was gonna be a stripper at the bachelor party. What did she think it was, anyway?
Dat got me totally psyched innit. Cos it boiled down to trust. Deep down inside, she still doesn't trust da bugger cos its not that a big deal if he's been around a naked woman. If he's gonna bang her, he's gonna do it. But if she trusts him and they have an understandin, that means he would tell her he did (or not cheat at all). So if these peeps who are going to get married, don't trust each other at dat level, should marriage be for them at all?

All mi lady admirers can stay well comforted by da fact dat when I do pick one of yawl to be mi trophy wife, I'll tell u dat there's gonna be a stripper at my bachelor party. But u can pretend ur upset if u want to; but I kno dats cos u is all for da make up sex innit

Invite happiness to come to u

2009-07-02T16:15:00.000+05:30

Happiness is da way innit; not sure whether lord buddha sed dat

Nyway, wat wit all the analytics n shit bein discussed, why da peeps read others blogs is to see whether there's anythin interesting to get from it. Tis related to entertainment unless ur a blog crawler by profession. Basically, if ur shit is good, da peeps will cum

But as a blogger, u need to make 'em cum otherwise u might as well keep a diary or journal or whateva. But it helps by puttin good things together to make the experience more comfortable to da person visitin- So to anyone who visits mi blog who chooses to make dis blog ur bowel of knowledge, feel free to have glass or wine with it or even a shot or whateva n even a doobie is ok but not cigarettes cos their bad for u innit. For da mo' adventurous of u, could even attempt to fuck n whatnot while readin mi blog but den might be better to check dis out on ur mobile rather than pc to help logistics

So I command u: Be happy dammit, n if u can't, at least try n look happy cos den dat might trick ur brain in to thinkin u are

Ur future is safe(ish) with me

2009-07-01T07:56:00.003+05:30

Yawl already kno of the webbot project n all about monitoring the web chatter n makin predictions n shit. Dey say webbot predictions also indicate boom boom in Dec 21, 2012 but thats cos the web is ful of peeps expressin their opinions about that specific date innit? I mean, peeps discuss an issue (among other stuff on da web of course) n dey analyse what peeps have been discussin n say there is 'such n such' issue. Obvious... Its what we've been discussin innit

Nyway, with all dis jazz dis actually has some implications for soul developers like yours truly. If the word around the web matters in shapin the future, den the positive shit I put up here will contribute to what the future ultimately is, aight.
If u is a chick, I prefer a well fit body, be cute n hot.
But their are greater concerns to humanity that begs for our attention- With all the web chatter peeps make n what not, does that also imply that we can MAKE something happen ourselves (by influencing global affairs through our web input) resulting in boom boom time on sed date in 2012???

Dilemma/ Retardation

2009-06-27T11:00:00.000+05:30

Have dis crush on dis chick. I been reading a lot of how to communicate clearly wit da broads dat helps get 'em better n am plannin on writing a long sonnet kinda thing about how I is burnin innit? Nyway dis chick got a blog n shit n dats how I (sorta) know her.

Blogs are strange beings. We bear our (somtimes) innermost thoughts into 'em n everyone can take a peek n think they know a lot about us. I read on some blog how guys tend to be mo' open wit our feelings on blogs than in real life. Its jus us bein confident dat we're good writers n try to get mo' chix (who read whatever rubbish we come up wit) to dig us cos we look mo' creative innit

Should I make public (in da blogosphere) my want of dis chick like some other guy in a blog I was following did? I am plannin on puttin mi lovely sonnet on mi blog once its done, regardless of whether I wish to make public who the fine young lady is

Leave me ur comments on this one.. Also mention what chances u think I have of gettin dis sassy lady. I kno I get her nyway cos 'm the One innit but I like gettin peeps ideas as dats mi nature... Its jus da type of kind bugger I is

JehanMubarakSucks

2009-06-22T11:40:00.003+05:30

Dis is not about Mubarak bein homosexual. N I is not bitter or whateva dat he banged my girl cos he's too much of a gentleman for dat (n of course mi girl only has eyez for me nyway, innit)

This is just based on what u add to our Sri lankan cricket team that lost da '09 Twenty20 World cup final to Pakistan last night. Influenced by a blog I read a long time ago called 'RanjitFernandoSucks'. But u isn't worth a whole blog, but a page would be ok..
Just look at your record man. Is there nything special mate? Why are u playin for SL? Have some repect mate

Ok u helped against Australia but I'm pretty sure some other guy would have as well if they had been persisted wit as much as u have. Me is not personally angree wit u mate; I've never met u although some peeps who know u told me u is a nice guy. But u shouldn't get to play for our cricket team cos ur nice n a smart one innit. U has to be good at cricket aight. N u is not it.

N don't get me started on Chamara Silva (who at least can say he 'used to be good')

Tattoos are kewl

2009-06-18T16:08:00.002+05:30

Tattoos are sexy.
Even when ur 70-somethin n ur skin looks like raisin flesh with some blob on it.
Ok, I admit it.. This post is inspired by another blog I read today.
It mentions some neck tats which is very brave in Sri Lanka since it used to be for the rasthiyadu/ madavi (gangstas for u peeps aroun the world who don't understand Sinhalese) types long ago. Still, some peeps try to get tats in places where they can't be seen cos others will see n term them 'bad people'.
I love that shit. Specially tramp stamps on chix cos then they're easy to identify as the horny lot. Nothin like bendin over 'em bad girls and bangin them while admirin their tramp stamps, innit

I like piercings too, though I'm yet to cum across a SL bird whose clit has been pierced. Hi babe, if its u, get in touch with me.

Be popular, get on Kottu

2009-06-16T10:48:00.003+05:30

I have been trying to get peeps to come get advice from me thru' dis blog, but many are too shy as they feel they're not worth my time... Tis not entirely true, innit? Sure I may drift off thinkin bout other thing while peeps talk n shit, but what can I do if fantasizin bout Charlize Theron in a diya reddha bendin over to pick up her bar of Kohmba soap is mo' interestin than what you say

But if ur a chick n shit tis a different thing! I like the fact that u want to be popular- Cos deep down u is a attention ho' innit? N I like dat. Like it very much

This is why all the bloggers in Sri Lanka and some of these SL buggers abroad all get together in a blog moderator called 'Kottu' for the Sri Lankan bloggin community to get together. They display their blogs n stuff so they get mo attention. Its so funny dat some bloggers who have to actually ask the Kottu guy to put dem there later criticize him in their blogs. All the while, bein in Kottu themselves

But I is different. For I am the One. Don't need Kottu. I'm not beggin some bloke to put me on a site and criticize. So, you whiners, if ur readin this (which is unlikely since only da kewlest of da kewl read my blog) get a life. N if u can't manage dat, ask me how to make ur own

I'm here for u- Piss off, but come back so my blog stats get better. Tell ur friends bout me & circulate my blog address. Even if ur ugly, I can't see u on this blog, so come

Aunty please go away

2009-06-13T09:44:00.006+05:30

One of these obese middle aged women in my neighbourhood is got da hots for me. I think she's seen chix visit my lil crib and figured that if they can get some with me, she can too. Bit feaky cos I try to be a bit thiscrit when I get women over since if mi landlord get to know he'll create a big fuss n shit.
Funny, innit, nobody says anythin when guys come over, but if a chick visits u, they assume (rightly) that your bangin her. So, if only guys visit, does that mean your bangin at least one of 'em? Do Sri Lankan support homosexuality rather than straight sex- would seem that way how they try to prevent guys n gals from goin at it

Anyway, that aunty has been smiling with me a bit too much lately! Thing is, the day this started seem to coincide with one evenin when I was poundin this chick with the curtain open..
How did she see me from so far? Anyway aunty, I'm not interested (unless I'm really horny n don't get a response to my booty call from mi FBs) I know its unlikely u know what a combuter is nway so won't be readin this n I might have to tell u dis myself sometime soon

Bring me a ham sandwich

Censoring myself- No thanks, Harumi

2009-06-10T11:39:00.005+05:30

I had a bit of a disagreement with this bird called Harumi today on a comment I made on her blog. She says something I commented was offensive (which usually is) and refused to publish it.
It was only offensive in a implied way and not explicit, but still it is 'bad'.
That is not good, is it?
Like this censorship on Sri Lankan free air TV- Once I watched this programme where there was a fight in a bar & all the drink scenes and shots of booze was censored (under Sri lankan law) but the killing scene in the bar was not!! Can you believe that!! We can watch people getting butchered perfectly legally, but drinking alco & smoking is censored.. What does that mean- Its ok if kids kill, but not drink booze and smoke? What happend if it's a program called 'Cheers'- that comedy in a pub thing? The whole episode will have to be censored, but 'Natural Born Killers' the movie is ok.. Woohoo

Harumi, me is not mad at ya (apparently her lil cousin also reads her blog & she doesn't want to 'spoil' it). Ur still a goodie n shit..
I just hope the lil nipper (if its a guy) grows up to be a responsible bugger like yours truly

I'm in to public sex, but only if the chick is willin, innit

I am here for you, come

2009-06-09T12:24:00.003+05:30

I have noticed not too many people have come to my blog & no comments yet- I think cos they're scared or in awe of me..
Don't be scared, I am new to this too so come; come
Mostly will be chix who admire me I suppose but some boys may also visit to get tips from me how to be successful with women. I am expert at giving good advice on Sri Lankan ways to be good at anything. Watched Sri Lanka win against Aus in a Twenty20 yesterday and slept till late today

Any cute women reading this are free to send in their naked pictures and contact info to me

Joy

2009-06-07T15:26:00.001+05:30

Suck that baby
twist it with your mouth
Open your eyes
Sunshine
Very nice

Happy Day

2009-06-07T15:05:00.001+05:30

Today is a historic day in Sri Lankan blogging because I, Girigoris the One start my own blog.
This will be the best blog about my country, in my country